Frogs are evil

Tag: Humor

  • When Ribbit Goes Rogue: Frogs and the AI Apocalypse (Just Kidding…Mostly)

    Ribbit, Ribbit… Wait, What’s That Buzzing Sound? Okay, hear me out. We all know frogs are…well, let’s just say they’re not the cuddliest creatures. They’re slimy, they eat bugs, and their eyes bulge out like they’ve seen something we haven’t. And that got me thinking… what if they HAVE seen something? What if those bug-eyed…

  • Seizures. Surprise Surprise

    It’s been a weird day. I was supposed to go see the kids, but I had 3 seizures last night and didn’t fall asleep until 6am. So when I got up at 11am, I was very groggy. I banged my forehead again (zero recollection) and lost 3 hours. Then it happened again at midnight and…

  • 1. Current relationship status?

    I think the technical word for it is separate. Then once the paperwork comes through and it’s all official with the courts then it’s Divorce. Unless someone contests it when the divorce paperwork comes through. I wouldn’t do something like that, would I? Not like someone went off and had an affair before the paperwork…

  • Digging Deeper #3

    What are the biggest things you’ve learned in life to date?*sigh* this is going to be a long list. Don’t do drugs. Including the valium from your parents. Don’t accept sweets when they are in fact drugs. Don’t smoke, it’s at least a 20-year habit that will give you a good shot at COPD once…

  • It worked

    The method of trying to banish the sleep demon was unorthodox but it served its purpose. I couldn’t see the words on the screen anymore as I was that tired. It was around 5am, and I managed to secure a spot on the sofa with a few bribes for the dogs. I fell asleep instantly.…