{"id":2141,"date":"2023-08-27T10:30:00","date_gmt":"2023-08-27T09:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/frogsareevil.co.uk\/?p=2141"},"modified":"2023-08-27T10:30:00","modified_gmt":"2023-08-27T09:30:00","slug":"1-current-relationship-status","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/frogsareevil.com\/?p=2141","title":{"rendered":"1. Current relationship status?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I think the technical word for it is separate. Then once the paperwork comes through and it&#8217;s all official with the courts then it&#8217;s Divorce. Unless someone contests it when the divorce paperwork comes through. I wouldn\u2019t do something like that, would I? Not like someone went off and had an affair before the paperwork or even a notice of being divorced.<br><br>So for that to make any sense I\u2019ll give you an exciting look at my marriage and personal life:<br>Met in 2007<br>Together in 2010<br>Sort of, sort of not 2011<br>Together in 2012<br>Married in 2015<br>Separated in 2023<br><br>The longest relationship I have ever had actually. D had been married before, she had an affair with me and I cheated on what would be R\u2019s mum with D. 2011 is and was the most fucked up year of my life, the lies I made, the things I did and the people saw. Madness. There was always one constant and that was D. She was pure in my mind, a candle flame that can\u2019t be blown out because that would make the world a darker place. Day two of divorce she blew her candle out.<br><br>I should have been there more. I should have given her what she needed.<br><br>No one wins in a breakup. Well, maybe those with friends they keep in reserve.<br><br>So single. I\u2019ve sworn off women for now. For a long while. I heard once was one year of a relationship is equal to one month of getting over. So we\u2019ll go for 2012, 11 months to get over the relationship. That\u2019s fair. About the same as the hospital said my recovery would be. I still don\u2019t understand the recovery period. Does that mean that I am miraculously going to be able to walk without searing back pain? Oh, I was quite actually impressed. I went to the garage next door which has a shop built in, I was struggling with the basket, walking about. My back was in complete agony. I got to the till and I swear I was going to ask them for a chair. Thankfully the guy took my shopping bagged it for me and put the basket back. It&#8217;s things like that that help. I managed to get back to the motel, room and then I faceplanted on the bed for ten minutes.<br><br>I\u2019ll have to have a look online and see if there are some exercises that I can do with my back or if it&#8217;s just keep walking till it improves. I do walk every day now. Maybe a gym with a running machine. I can hold onto the sides if I need to and then start at level one again and try. I\u2019ll ask my social worker if they have any offers on gyms. Or a discount as I\u2019ll just be using one machine.<br>Oh yeah talking about relationships. Yup, this was the longest one. Since I\u2019m 40 my options are pretty limited unless I make it big with Bitcoin, lottery or good looks &amp; hypnotism. Of which I have none. So I\u2019ll exist until Allah\/God\/Chukulu puts someone in my path.<br><br>Who am I kidding? A photocopy of D would be awesome. She was perfect and I lost her. Stupid body.<br>God. I could do with a bottle of wine or two. Never thought in my life I would ever be craving wine. Most normal men crave beer, buy it, drink it, sleep. I wish it was simple. But wine is the weapon of choice. Or rum. Rum, I can drink from the bottle. Although is nicer with ice and a snifter of coke. Snfiter. Coke. They probably belong in a sentence somewhere but not here, I am not a snifter of coke. Never have, never will. Pharmaceuticals is a different game. That is one that I abuse with hilarious consequences. And it&#8217;s all legal as well:<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Risperidone, twice a day.<br>Sertraline, two in the morning.<br>Promazine, four times a day.<br>Procyclidine, twice a day.<br>Propranolol, three times a day.<br>Cyclizine, three times a day,<br>Pro Banthine, four times a day,<br>Codeine, up to four times a day as needed,<br>Pregabalin, three times a day<br>Diazepam 5mg, once a day<br>Diazepam 2mg, three times a day<br>So 31 tablets. 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