{"id":2156,"date":"2023-08-31T09:35:00","date_gmt":"2023-08-31T08:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/frogsareevil.co.uk\/?p=2156"},"modified":"2023-08-31T09:35:00","modified_gmt":"2023-08-31T08:35:00","slug":"5-a-day-in-your-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/frogsareevil.com\/?p=2156","title":{"rendered":"5. A day in your life&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>This should be good.<br><br>Wake up, coffee. Where is the coffee? Aha, coffee. Make coffee. Shit no water in the kettle. Go to the bathroom and fill up the kettle awkwardly as the tap is bent. Manage to get it half full. I\u2019m still in the motel if you haven\u2019t guessed. The kettle is on! Right find pills for the day, and take the morning ones. Now something to eat for breakfast, aha nutrition bars, they will do. Have one or two of them so the pills can get into action. Kettles boiled. Hurrah now we are in business. Oh am stoned, pills must be working. Sit down and scroll through news and things for an hour.<br><br>Right over to the house to see the kids. Right gets ignored by teenage S, and B comes down and gives the best hugs ever. He\u2019s 11. I need him to stay that age. He goes to high school next month and I\u2019m fucking terrified for him. Watch Ben play on one of his many racing games. Suzi comes down for food now and again saying hello and state-ordered hugs. Play with the dogs, take them to the park and back.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doti has come back from work and I can go to the motel. I go on my laptop and find a pot of something to put hot water into. I wait for that to make a coffee. Dinner time scrolling through the news of the day and eating like a king.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That\u2019s about it. Throw in pill-taking time.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/frogsareevil.wordpress.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/86862a8e1143992f2.83147773-2048x1365-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2048\" height=\"1365\" src=\"https:\/\/frogsareevil.wordpress.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/86862a8e1143992f2.83147773-2048x1365-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2177\" srcset=\"https:\/\/frogsareevil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/86862a8e1143992f2.83147773-2048x1365-1.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/frogsareevil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/86862a8e1143992f2.83147773-2048x1365-1-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/frogsareevil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/86862a8e1143992f2.83147773-2048x1365-1-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/frogsareevil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/86862a8e1143992f2.83147773-2048x1365-1-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/frogsareevil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/86862a8e1143992f2.83147773-2048x1365-1-1536x1024.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2048px) 100vw, 2048px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wordpress.org\/photos\/photo\/86862a8e11\/\" rel=\"nofollow\">groundhog in cemetery<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/meetmichelle.online\" rel=\"nofollow\">Michelle Frechette<\/a> is licensed under <a href=\"https:\/\/creativecommons.org\/publicdomain\/zero\/1.0\/\" rel=\"nofollow\">CC-CC0 1.0<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This should be good. 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