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Daily writing prompt<\/div>
How do you relax?<\/div>
View all responses<\/a><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

4 x 200mg Pregablin
3 x 30mg Codiene
2 x 5mg Valium
1 x Beer\/Cider\/Rum\/Wine<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In shorts and a vest, freezing outsie with the window open blowing the freezing air on me.
Lights off.
Bella sleeping next to me.
Thats the cat.

None of which I can do in this motel while they find me a place to live.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But that is as close as to perfection I’ll ever get for real relaxation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I have issues.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

4 x 200mg Pregablin3 x 30mg Codiene2 x 5mg Valium1 x Beer\/Cider\/Rum\/Wine In shorts and a vest, freezing outsie with the window open blowing the freezing air on me. Lights off.Bella sleeping next to me.Thats the cat. None of which I can do in this motel while they find me a place to live. 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