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The GP<\/a> was less than helpful.<\/p>\n

I think this is because he drives a porchse with a personalised license plate<\/a>. Well. Either it makes him useless or means he has a very small penis<\/a>. One of the two. Maybe both? I won’t be the one to find out.<\/p>\n

“I don’t know how to treat you”
\n“I don’t know what to say”
\n“You are looking at needing a liver transplant<\/a>”
\n“You shouldn’t of told the Priory to stop”
\nFollow by:
\n“I don’t know how to treat you, I have had mental issues myself but still don’t understand why your behaviour is out of control”
\nThen:
\n“Is there anything else I can help you with”<\/p>\n

I love my GP. Thus the cycle repeats and will see him in two weeks.<\/p>\n

Livers. Bet they are going cheap in China. I’ll have a look into that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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