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They should invent a device which causes a time distortian at weekends, slowing down time to at least a 2:1 ratio. They always come and go so quickly. Although someone would no doubt abuse said device and then no one could use it. In second thoughts, lets not invent the device but instead create a four day week<\/a>instead. *thinks* sad as that is, there is probably a group on facebook for that.I had a lovely weekend.<\/p>\n

A picture paints a thousand words.<\/p>\n

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On Saturday headed to Sale Water park<\/a>, a really nice place. The lake there is the result of the M60 being built, so naturally they turned it into a nature reserve. Probably to offset the motorway. Heh. Anyways, its a nice place, really lovely for walking the Wog. You can tell it is in Manchester<\/a> because you have a pylon. J took a very pretty picture of the said pylon.<\/p>\n

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Molly even had a swim! The ducks in the pond were poised to attack but I think she scared them away. It was so cute, she got water in her ear mid swim out, stopped, lost the stick, grabbed it again and swam back for reassurance.Oh the last picture is of me before the hair I just got heh. It was also sunny. Hence squintingness.<\/p>\n

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Today headed over to Wales<\/a> as it is my Dad’s birthday. We went to the dutch pancake house as planned, which as always, was made of awesome. As you can clearly see from the pancake! My dad thought he would pretend to be Hilter<\/a> with his pancake. Then some ducks came along to play, with Hens following closely behind. I mean, how can I go home and not see wildlife?<\/p>\n

It was a nice day.<\/p>\n

The haircut I just recieved was good too. Less hair = yay.<\/p>\n

Many hugs all.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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