{"id":88,"date":"2009-05-26T03:01:32","date_gmt":"2009-05-26T03:01:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/frogsareevil.com\/2009\/05\/26\/qotd-mind-your-manners\/"},"modified":"2009-05-26T03:01:32","modified_gmt":"2009-05-26T03:01:32","slug":"qotd-mind-your-manners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/frogsareevil.com\/?p=88","title":{"rendered":"QotD: Mind Your Manners!"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p>If you could enforce one rule of etiquette, what would it be?<br \/><span style=\"font-size:.8em\">Submitted by <a class=\"enclosure-inline-user\" href=\"http:\/\/sangarang.vox.com\/\">S@ngarang<\/a>. <\/span><\/p>\n<p>Closing your mouth while you eat. I swear to god its like burrowing a drill into my forehead and then pouring petrol and salt into the hole. I can&#039;t stand people who chew with there mouth open. Its just. Argrggggh. People who do this should be forced to eat food through a straw, but then they would probably slurp when they got to the end.<\/p>\n<p>That pringles advert where they used to crunch the crisps used to drive me round the bend as well.<\/p>\n<p>I&#039;ll be quiet now.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you could enforce one rule of etiquette, what would it be?Submitted by S@ngarang. Closing your mouth while you eat. I swear to god its like burrowing a drill into my forehead and then pouring petrol and salt into the hole. I can&#039;t stand people who chew with there mouth open. Its just. Argrggggh. People [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[1269,1425],"class_list":["post-88","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-randomness","tag-one-rule-of-etiquette","tag-qotd"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.6 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>QotD: Mind Your Manners! - Frogs are evil<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/frogsareevil.com\/?p=88\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"QotD: Mind Your Manners! - Frogs are evil\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"If you could enforce one rule of etiquette, what would it be?Submitted by S@ngarang. 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