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Parental what?
What are your parents values? how do they differ from mine? I think its safe to say, with my parents, that if you do the exact opposite of what they did then you will turn out ok. Evidence number one, “Mummy I have a headache”, “Swallow this” *hands Valium to a ten-year-old*. Evidence 2, All…
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Rock cakes. Right.
It would have to be in high school home economics. In these lessons you learned how to cook and bake basic things. It must have been in either year 7 or 8. The recipe was for Rock cakes, nice simple cake to make, consistency of a scone. So, I gathered the ingredients that I could…
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Escape from the womb
Not sure if this is possible but I could go back in time to tell a younger self, my foetus, to strange itself it would save a lot of hassle for a lot of people. My mum, good rest her narcissistic heart, was not one to have kids.
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Run, Run Forrest, Run
Contrary to what you may believe I used to love running and walking. I would walk for miles to get to work, so stupidly long distances just because I enjoyed walking along the coast where I used to live. The running was good. Me and my brother, Day, and around a mountainous suburb with lots…
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Workin’ 9 till 5…
I’m afraid I will have to apologise to you, kind reader, that I cannot write about an ideal week. That is too much to ask and would involve a ‘shit ton’ of typing. I can however offer you an ideal day.It’s in no particular a special day but a certain series of conditions need to…
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I like you. Can I see you’re brains.
What are the qualities and traits that other people have that I admire Ah see this is a good one, I see loads of qualities in my friends that I would love to have. In no particular order, I give you…
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A healthy dose of EGO
What are 3 traits I love about yourself? describe them in detail. That’s like the biggest ego massage of a question, what happens if you don’t love yourself, have no redeeming qualities and generally suck? … self-esteem issues, me? No. Of course not. KindnessI will find all ways of pleasing someone in as much capacity…